Canción "Down On The Farm"

All I need is some inspiration
Before I do somebody some harm
I feel just like a vegetable
Down here on the farm
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Nobody comes to see me
Nobody here to turn me on
I ain't even got a lover
Down here on the farm
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They told me to get healthy
They told me to get some sun
But boredom eats me like cancer
Down here on the farm
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Drinkin' lemonade shanty
Ain't nobody here to do me harm
But I'm like a fish out of water
Down here on the farm
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I wrote a thousand letters
Till my fingers all gone numb
But I never see no postman
Down here on the farm
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I call my baby on the telephone
I say come down and have some fun
But she knows what the score is
Down here on the farm
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I can't fall in love with a wheatfield
I can't fall in love with a barn
When everything smells like horse shit
Down here on the farm
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Blue skies and swimming pools
Add so much charm
But I'd rather be back in Soho
Than down here on the farm
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On the fucking farm!
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Are you born in a fucking barn or what?
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¡Baaaaaah!